David- We are starting to think this breed is allergic to the outside. He prefers to be indoors like a crazy cave recluse. I’ve taken to grounding him to the outside. He’s the oldest of the species at 13 and still mama’s sweet little prince (don’t tell him I said that).
Breed: Tech junkie
Habits: Video games!
Call of the wild: Mooooooom the baby stinks!
In the wild David is found sitting in the darkness of his den. Do not approach the reclusive David while he has mouse in hand unless you are carrying food. In his natural habitat David can be found forging for peanut butter and Pepsi.
Sara- The ever frightening pre-teen. She is very rarely seen near her home as she prefers the company of other pre-teen (they are pack creatures). This breed is known to roll it’s eyes, slam doors, giggle at boys, and has a way of arguing that would put any lawyer to shame.
Breed: exorcist (picture head spinning pea soup spewing when angry)
Habits: Hip hop dance, and singing
Call of the wild: I have to do everything! and seriously mother
In the wild Sara is often found with other females of the species. In her natural habitat Sara can be found screaming there’s nothing to eat while forging through mass piles of food. She is not to be approached when she is inside her closed den or she may attack! APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION!
Leanna- A fast moving breed that rarely gets sick (moves too fast for the germs to stick). This breed prefers to hang of things and ride bikes. The outdoors is where they are most comfortable. This breed must be fed at least six times a day.
Breed rabbit crossed with a garbage disposal
Habits: agitating the other breeds in the zoo
Call of the wild: why? and I’m doing it anyways
Leanna is friendly with almost any other species outside of her habitat. She never takes no for an answer. This is a strong willed breed that would make you swear there is donkey in the genes somewhere. This species can be found forging for just about anything though it is a strange breed with a strong dislike for pizza.
Emma- A sensitive quiet breed that howls when upset. This is an attention seeking breed with a strong imagination and great story telling skills. A cute breed that often makes other species unable to tell when she is about to attack.
Breed Pretty tomboy
Habits: Whatever she feels like in the moment
Call of the wild: IT’S NOT FAIR!!!!!!
This breed can be found equally in their habitat and out in the wilds. She can be found with any species, male or female. She is not a picky breed and one minute can be found playing basketball and the next minute playing house. She can be found forging for pasta salad at any time night or day.
Janelle- A hyper, funny breed who wants nothing more than to make people laugh. She’s been known to color on walls when not supervised well enough and loves to make as much noise as possible. A gentle breed that will only rough play with other breeds within her habitat.
habits: singing and coloring
call of the wild: But why? and but, but, but…
Janelle is a sweet sensitive breed who is just as happy alone as in a pack. Her senses are strong some people refer to her breed as overly picky. In the wild she can be seen forging for anything that is not sticky, gooey, smelly….basically mac and cheese and pizza.
Devony- This is a cute breed so most handlers do not realize what a handful she can be. YOU MUST NEVER turn your back on this breed for even a second. She is gentle, but destructive. This breed can be found digging in cat litter, emptying its food containers, dumping any fluids it finds, or biting other species.
habits: eating anything she can chew
Call of the wild: Moooooooooooom stuck!
This species can be found climbing to much higher heights than her own hight. She wakes often during the night demanding drinks and is not fully house broken. A smaller breed that can be carried around like a pocket puppy.
Mathew- This is a newer breed that not much is known about yet. We are carefully keeping notes and studying this species to learn all we can.
Breed: Infant child
Call of the wild: Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Mathew is an adorable breed who thus far only forges for formula. We have a feeling this breed will have a healthy appetite.